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Enjoy this list of short funny quotes about states. These are stupid questions that have actually been asked by adult American citizens.
We wish we were kidding, but we're not.
These questions were discovered through internet searches of every U.S. State, along with quite a few phone calls to hotels and travel bureaus. But before you go making fun of ignorant tourists (known to locals as "tourons"), be aware that just as many of the questions below are asked by local residents, upon meeting someone from another state.
People from most parts of the world will have a good laugh here and be reminded, once again, of their intellectual superiority over we, the people of the dumbed-down United States. As for us (and that means U.S.), read 'em and weep, America! Or, failing that, have someone read them TO you.
Feel free to submit your own stupid questions by way of this website's contact page. The best ones will be added to our list. We promise not to mention any names.
ALASKA
What time do they turn on the Northern Lights?
Does Alaska have a president?
Do Alaskans really live in igloos?
ARIZONA (quotes from the Grand Canyon)
How long did it take them to dig the Grand Canyon?
We just bought 2 tickets for the elevator to the bottom. Where is it?
Does the mule train have air conditioning?
ARKANSAS
Do people in Arkansas have grammar?
Is Kansas part of Arkansas, or is Arkansas part of Kansas?
CALIFORNIA
Is everyone there a vegetarian?
Are clothing-optional resorts clean enough for my child?
COLORADO
Does everyone ski to work?
CONNECTICUT
Is everyone there all rich and stuck up?
How do they know what sports teams to root for?
DELAWARE
Is Delaware a state?
Is Delaware in Maryland?
FLORIDA
Where do people in Florida go on vacation?
Why do so many people in Florida talk like they're from the south?
Is a giant mosquito really the state bird?
GEORGIA
Do Georgians speak Russian?
Why was Georgia on Ray Charles' mind?
Do special ed schools in Georgia offer banjo lessons?
HAWAII
Can Hawaiians speak English?
How long does is take to drive to Hawaii?
Why does Hawaii seem so Americanized?
How do they wash their grass skirts?
IDAHO
Do people in Idaho ever eat pasta?
Are African Americans allowed in?
ILLINOIS
Do people in Illinois pronounce the S?
Is Illinois near Chicago?
INDIANA
Do people in Indiana really churn their own butter?
Do people in Indiana really live in barns?
IOWA
Why do politicians and TV producers care so much what these people think?
Is cow tipping a sport?
KANSAS
Was the real Dorothy really from Kansas?
How do people in Kansas have any idea where they are?
Do people in Kansas have tornado prevention insurance?
Do people in Kansas like being backwards, or can they just not help it?
KENTUCKY
What color is blue grass?
Are the people from the mountains of eastern Kentucky really born with one leg shorter than the other?
Are there any book stores in Kentucky?
Does Kentucky have the internet?
LOUISIANA
Do people from Louisiana really talk like that?
Do people in Louisiana know what snow is?
Are the crocodiles tame?
MAINE
Do people in Maine wear watches?
Do people in Maine eat lobster every day?
When you were there, did you live in a lighthouse?
MARYLAND
That's in DC, right?
Do people in Maryland eat anything besides crab cakes?
MASSACHUSETTS
Do people who live there know how to spell it?
MICHIGAN
Are foreign cars allowed in Detroit?
Why do people from Michigan point to their hand to show people where they live?
Do people in Michigan really look like pez dispensers?
MINNESOTA
Do people in Minnesota complain about the cold weather?
Does Minnesota have polar bears?
Why do they drive so slow when there's nothing to see?
MISSISSIPPI
Do kids in Mississippi go to school?
Do people in Mississippi know about computers?
What state do people in Mississippi make fun of?
MISSOURI
Do people in Missouri pronounce it Missour-AH?
Did St. louis get the idea for the arch from McDonalds?
MONTANA
Do people in Montana need heat?
Do people in Montana shoot bison for dinner?
Do people in Montana, like, not go anywhere?
NEBRASKA
Does Nebraska have indoor plumbing?
Do Nebraskans eat corn at every meal?
NEVADA
Does everyone in Nevada gamble for a living?
Is there any water there?
NEW HAMPSHIRE
Do people in New Hampshire have jobs?
Where's Old Hampshire?
NEW JERSEY
Is that where Jersey cows come from?
Is New Jersey jealous of New York?
Do people in New Jersey really pronounce it "Noo JOY-zee?"
NEW MEXICO
Does anyone there speak English?
Are all the houses made of dirt and clay?
Do people from New Mexico need green cards?
NEW YORK
Do New Yorkers really curse people out for no good reason?
How many times a day does the average New Yorker get mugged?
Is there anything to eat there besides pizza, bagels, and half-sour pickles?
(quote from Niagara Falls): How much are tickets for the barrel ride?
NORTH CAROLINA
Why do they call it North Carolina when it's not really that far north?
Where's just-plain Carolina?
NORTH DAKOTA
Are there any actual people in North Dakota or are they just Canadians?
OHIO
Why do they all still wear Ohio State stuff when there's no game going on?
When's Amish season?
OKLAHOMA
Do people in Oklahoma just complain all the time?
Do all Oklahomans raise buffalo?
Do people in Oklahoma know about pro football?
OREGON
Are people from Oregon friendly?
Why do they bother having beaches when it's always so gray and cloudy?
PENNSYLVANIA
Does anyone live in Philadelphia on purpose?
Is everyone in Pennsylvania Dutch?
RHODE ISLAND
What state is that in?
How long does it take to get there by boat?
SOUTH CAROLINA
What does possum taste like?
SOUTH DAKOTA
Is tumbleweed really the state flower?
Does South Dakota have a Starbucks?
TENNESSEE
Are there any liquor stores or does everyone just make their own?
Is there discrimination against hillbillies in Tennessee's job market?
TEXAS
Do people in Texas go in the Ocean?
Do Texans speak Mexican?
Do Texans really have cattle and oil wells in their back yards?
UTAH
Do men in Utah have, like, seven wives?
Do you have to turn Mormon to move there?
VERMONT
Does everyone in Vermont live in a cabin?
Can you buy maple syrup in Vermont or do you have to make it yourself?
VIRGINIA
Are people from Virginia called Virgins?
WASHINGTON
Did early Native Americans in Washington invent a special dance to make it STOP raining?
WEST VIRGINIA
Have you ever been to East Virginia?
WISCONSIN
What can they possibly do with all that cheese?
WYOMING
Is Cowboy a real job?
Is your home on the range?
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